with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Still dying that you shit outside
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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