I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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