At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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