Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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