So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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