did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Randomize
