she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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