ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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