do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I understand Curling. That high.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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