Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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