I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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