I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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