But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So squirting runs in the family.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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