My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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