If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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