the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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