So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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