to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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