do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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