3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
How external is "for external use only"?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Randomize
