32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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