Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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