Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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