Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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