Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I had to cum in my sink.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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