So many bounce houses so little time
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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