just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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