Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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