Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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