Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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