when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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