Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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