idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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