something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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