I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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