Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
