i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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