Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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