break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I am available for nakedness
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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