If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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