and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
