What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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