We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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