kristin has been a bad kristin
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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