i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
