Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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