Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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