started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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