what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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