What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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