sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
you never un-have a 4some
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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