Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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