Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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