Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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