Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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